PLAY FART FOOTBALL

[technokid88]

An  old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven  Points."

His wife rolls over and  says, "What in the world was  that?"
The old man replied, "It's  fart football."

A few minutes later  his wife lets one go and says
 "Touchdown,  tie score."

After  about five minutes the old man lets another
 one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to  7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips  out another one and
 says, "Touchdown, tie  score."

Five seconds go by and she  lets out a little
 squeaker and says,"Field goal, I lead 17 to  14."

Now the pressure is on the old  man. He refuses to
 get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since  defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and  craps in the bed.

The wife says,  "What the hell was that?"

The old man  says, "Half time, switch  sides."         

[anna88]

haha so loll